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In fact, to be more accurate, I've found the place where feet stop itching, where the world is a better place, and where your boss won't see you embarrassing yourself throwing dodgy shapes in the office.
If you can imagine world-class DJs such as Radio One guru, Peter Tong spinning tunes to satisfy thousands of beat-hungry clubbers, then you're on the right track.
It is none other than Ibiza. Clubbers everywhere come here to drink the nectar that cures Itchifeetitus forever.
It all Seems so Quiet
So come on - grab your glowsticks and lets go. I'm about to show you the best that this world-famous little island can offer...minus the Kevin and Perry part. Because admit it; everyone wants cool, chic, chav-free clubbing.